Saturday, February 13, 2010

Wrong (a little right) in Soooo Many Ways

My Dad decided to put this gem on facebook (yes, he is on facebook...alllll over it).

Let's see here...where do I start?

1) Yes, I am wearing pearls. Even at a young age, living on a farm, I had style beyond my years.
2) Mullet...maybe. That just stole my pearl style points. In my defense, I dressed myself but could not cut my own hair so I am going to chalk that up to a bad stylist.
3) Paris/Britney/ all stole the exposed vajayjay from my book of tricks. They just didn't have paparazzi in S. Dakota.
4) The glasses....they do not deserve an excuse. They are just plain wrong.
5) I was Bowing Down to Washington from a very young age. The purple and gold are just natural for me. Go Dawgs!

I thought long and hard of what I might be praying for in this picture. Since I already had a pony, amazing clothes and a great family, it could only be one of two things.

A Gene Juarez gift card, or to just open oneeeeeeeeee present, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mom, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mr. Juarez didn't travel that far inland so it must be the present. Of course my praying (begging) worked. I mean, really, how could you turn that face down?!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Ol' Skool

Taking it back to the ol' school, Cause I'm an ol' fool, who's so cool....

Ok, I'm not as old as Tag Team but damn, "Whoomp, There it Is" has some classic lines! I mean, right?! All right, I was 14 when that ish came out but I am not revisiting that period in my life...just yet. I would rather concentrate this entry on a much more hip era in my life. The one where I do they say it these days....HELLA SWAG!

Please notice the white headband and corn rows. This suburban white girl had it going on. The other two in the pic...well, they did too. In the All Pac-10 sort of way.

And yes...this picture wasn't exactly taken during my hay days either but this is how Hec Ed looked for a women's game. At any's a great day to be a dawg!